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World's Greatest Joke of 2011

Question: What do you call it when you eat pizza and then get diarrhea?

Answer: click here for greatest punchline of 2011

Stuff I'm working on

  • Brent Noorda's Blog - Half-truths, half-hearted attempts at humor, and whatever I feel like writing when I have half a mind.
  • Ray & Tye Noorda Foundation - Mom and Dad gave away most of their fortune; now it's our turn to finish the job.
  • slfsrv - Create simple computer apps using your browser as the front-end GUI.
  • - Turn a long internet url into something that is easy to remember (and temporary, and renewable, and owned and modifiable only by you)
  • TOLOS (Theory of Lots of Stuff) - So far I'm only ready with Chapter 3:Gravity.
  • Anatomy Lab Study Guides - This slideshow helped me memorize a gazillion anatomy terms: StudySmileysAnatomyLab * *
  • ZSG - YAAAAN (Yet Another Attempt At A Novel)
  • FuncyTag + FuncyStyle = FuncyTown - Generate HTML, JS, & CSS from single-source-file nested Javascript functions.
  • TicketShare Bay - If you don't like to pay the man for concert tickets, then this is the place for you.
  • Lotta Links - just what it says

Stuff I've neglected for too long

  • Kangaroo Caller - Telephone reassurance to promote senior independence. Shut down at the end of 2015 :(
  • Nombas - A now-defunct business I founded a long long time ago to promote, license, and support scripting (originally Cmm then Javascript/Ecmascript).
  • Problems Solving Problems - QA and development tools that simulate worst-case conditions so products can be made to work well in the real world. First step: CrappyNet.
  • Aisle Zero - Grocery Shopping as a Service (GSaaS).
  • RadioWeave - (aka YiqYaq) more info coming, maybe....
  • Old Literature - I used to think it was my calling to be a writer. Ha. Ha ha. Links to old short stories and a novel  coming soon....
  • LastComputer Blog - Been kind of quiet there. sorry.
  • India Travel Blog - Long diary entries from our trip to India & Thailand.

Ways to find me

The Reasons the Internet Was Invented

  • Our Wedding - Amy & Brent's wedding page. Keeping count of how many blissful seconds we've been
  • Non-stop entertainment - I didn't make this, but it's just the greatest.
  • Do the Math - "Using physics and estimation to assess energy, growth, options—by Tom Murphy"
  • The Pokayoke Guide - Everything you need to know about making a software startup.

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(and not his identity-thief) 2002-2089