Welcome to the online home of Brent Noorda, B.S.S.C.
not the Brent Noorda you're looking for? see Brent Noorda disambiguation

	Retired (probably) nurse, but you never know: Nurse Resume & Nursing Portfolio.
	...or a nurse with software skills? See Nurse/Engineer Resume.

World's Greatest Joke of 2011

Question: What do you call it when you eat pizza and then get diarrhea?

Answer: pizzeriaclick here for greatest punchline of 2011

Stuff I'm working on

• Brent Noorda's Blog: Part Deux - Half-truths, half-hearted attempts at humor, and whatever I feel like writing when I have half a mind. For pre-July-2020 posts, see Brent Noorda's Blog: Classic Edition
• Ray & Tye Noorda Foundation - Mom and Dad gave away most of their fortune; now it's our turn to finish the job.
• slfsrv - Create simple computer apps using your browser as the front-end GUI.
• catchy.link - Turn a long internet url into something that is easy to remember (and temporary, and renewable, and owned and modifiable only by you)
• TOLOS (Theory of Lots of Stuff) - So far I'm only ready with Chapter 3:Gravity.
• Anatomy Lab Study Guides - This slideshow helped me memorize a gazillion anatomy terms: StudySmileysAnatomyLab * *
• ZSG - YAAAAN (Yet Another Attempt At A Novel)
• FuncyTag + FuncyStyle = FuncyTown - Generate HTML, JS, & CSS from single-source-file nested Javascript functions.
• TicketShare Bay - If you don't like to pay the man for concert tickets, then this is the place for you.
• Lotta Links - just what it says

Stuff I've neglected for too long

• Kangaroo Caller - Telephone reassurance to promote senior independence. Shut down at the end of 2015 :(
• Nombas - A now-defunct business I founded a long long time ago to promote, license, and support scripting (originally Cmm then Javascript/Ecmascript).
• Problems Solving Problems - QA and development tools that simulate worst-case conditions so products can be made to work well in the real world. First step: CrappyNet.
• Aisle Zero - Grocery Shopping as a Service (GSaaS).
• RadioWeave - (aka YiqYaq) more info coming, maybe....
• Old Literature - I used to think it was my calling to be a writer. Ha. Ha ha. Links to old short stories and a novel  coming soon....
• LastComputer Blog - Been kind of quiet there. sorry.
• India Travel Blog - Long diary entries from our trip to India & Thailand.
• Endearing Terms

Ways to find me

The Reasons the Internet Was Invented

• Our Wedding - Amy & Brent's wedding page. Keeping count of how many blissful seconds we've been married.mil
• Non-stop entertainment - I didn't make this, but it's just the greatest.
• Do the Math - "Using physics and estimation to assess energy, growth, options—by Tom Murphy"
• The Pokayoke Guide - Everything you need to know about making a software startup.

Got a question? Send email to brent.noorda@gmail.com.

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